Waldwick Warriors
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Just a test all for fun hard work meets dedication and a little luck
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Warriors completed their championship march. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They dominated the trenches all season |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Vernon, Pompton Lakes, and Elmwood park were ran over by the Warriors ground attack |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They collapsed like a house of cards |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then Glen Rock was routed. It was over before it started |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is fine. In the NJIC playoffs they will be exposed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Wood Ridge or Garfield will Make me right |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coop... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You don't understand. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They didn't just win the Liberty. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They broke Wood-Ridge's perfect undefeated streak, and beat Garfield in Overtime |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room... except Rutherford, Wood Ridge, and Pompton |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am the Joke not the Guru of North Jersey Football |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have been covering these divisions for decades! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I make the predictions! I hand out the game balls! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you let Waldwick march through like a buzzsaw, leaving my pre-season favorites in ruins! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Every single week on X my notifications are flooded! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "Coop, you're sleeping on the Warriors! Coop, look at the front line!" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And what do I do? I pick the undefeated powerhouses! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now I have to go online and watch the entire town of Waldwick roast my column! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coop, to be fair, nobody expected their ground game to be a juggernaut |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That was your job. I trusted you to evaluate the trenches! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coop they run for 300 yards a game |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The emails, the tags, the phone calls! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "Hey Coop, great picks this year!" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They completely own the NJIC now, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm the one who has to write the front-page headline! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How could this team beat the best minds in bergen county |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All year I said they are one dimensional |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Rutherford couldn't collapse their backside on the run |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All Garfield had to do was stop a 3rd and forever pass |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For years we praised the standard of North Jersey football |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | talking up the explosive spread offenses and the elite passing games |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Waldwick just threw a wrench into the whole system by running the ball down everyone's throats! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My ranking model is totally broken! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Varsity Aces page is going to be a disaster zone! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm going to spend the entire weekend answering why I didn't see this coming! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Right now my North Jersey predictions mean nothing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Tell them to just to put Waldwick at the top of the rankings page! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I built an entire sportswriting legacy on knowing exactly how these brackets shake out... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and you let a single team turn my entire Friday night lights preview into a comedy routine. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Cresskill you tried |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | only to watch Waldwick physically smash every single one of my column projections to pieces. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All the pre-season hype for the undefeated teams |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | all the articles analyzing the top seeds... gone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Shattered by a team that just plays old-school, smashmouth football |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The championship trophy is heading to Waldwick, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and there isn't a single thing my sports desk can do to rewrite history. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have to go log into Varsity Aces and crown the Warriors. Champions |