Ash has some things to say
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10/29/2026................................................................
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | There is going to be a huge case this year at the Boys Christmas Party |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The three organisers have deprived us of any info or any hype |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Have they forgotten how our voting system works for the tribunal? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Their case will be as fragile as Dale's hairline |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | All the boys will vote against them |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They're fucked! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | So fucked |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The voting will be completely unanimous |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | They have shot themselves in the foot |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I haven't witnessed this much stupidity since Tony head butted a pole and split his head open |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They're all more gutless than Jay! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Ben has been about as present this year as Dale has been as a father |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Haven't heard a thing from Ben |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Useless fuck! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Reports indicate Ben was last seen |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | reading from the Caffery playbook.... |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | You know it |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "How to leave your mates high and dry" |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Then there is Dale slinging insults like his shit doesn't stink. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | But the rancid smell of rotting biryani guts is a foul stench that's hard for all of us to ignore |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | You know what else stinks |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The smell of burning flesh |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Rumour has it the reason Dale's been so bad at organising |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | is because he's been in court fending off the lawsuits.. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | for frying innocent babies in his defective saunas |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Even Tony can smell Dale coming a mile away |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | and Tony can't smell shit |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And as for Big Jim |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Letting the likes of Dale and Ben drag him down to the depths of disgrace |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I thought... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Alessandra.. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | was a big cry baby |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Until I read all of Big Jims |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | horrendous posts in the group chat |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | As for that other Verbyla, apparently he has lost the sacred King of Kings ring |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So he's fucked too! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yep, burn them all |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Four funerals this year |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Jules better dust off The Undertaker outfit |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Marcus was so repulsed by the decline of the group he and up left and is never coming back |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Wiz may as well have left too. Given us nothing! |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Gus is so mad at Dale he wants to go back in time so he can miss Dale's bucks again |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Back to the party - Bringing hype and excitement and wearing a costume is part of the day |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And they got rid of all of it |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | The arrogance of those pigs |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Anyway, I need to get going now |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I have to stick another dick... I mean a needle in my arse |