No Doughnuts

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9/28/2026
Herr Taylor goes ballistic when General Moody messes up with the provisions

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00:00 - 00:03Mein Fuhrer Taylor. General Widrig will drive your Anglia with the wide wheels from here to here.
00:04 - 00:05It should be fair weather for the advance.
00:05 - 00:07General Thorpe has verified the weather forecast as you requested.
00:08 - 00:12And General Moody has ordered the car be full of your favourite foods.
00:12 - 00:15There might be a COOP on the way too.
00:17 - 00:19I like those round doughnuts.
00:19 - 00:21The chocolate ones with loads of sugar
00:24 - 00:26Herr Taylor
00:27 - 00:28Moody
00:31 - 00:33Moody thought you liked Sherbert Fountains
00:34 - 00:36And he's eaten the doughnuts on the way over.
00:53 - 00:58All leave. Thorpe, Moody Widrig Walker STAY
01:13 - 01:15Moody your'e useless.
01:15 - 01:17I've never liked that Sherbert rubbish.
01:18 - 01:23It's always given me bad wind and i've needed spare pants.
01:25 - 01:28Walker knows and has given me his on occaisons when i've been caught out.
01:29 - 01:31You could have chosen All Sorts or Jelly Babies
01:31 - 01:34If you had called my mum she would have told you.
01:34 - 01:37Call yourselves The Class of 64. Your'e a waste of the highest education money could buy.
01:37 - 01:40Welham, Doc Foster, Roberts and Freason would be turning in their graves
01:40 - 01:42You were always Freason's favourite. He hated us nitwits.
01:42 - 01:46Of course you are. Especially you Widrig.
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, so is Herr Ansell. He got no A levels at all.
01:48 - 01:52At least he helped Walker, Bruno and Howick with their maths.
01:53 - 01:54And he likes sugary doughnuts too
01:56 - 01:57I should have chosen those Ashford Grammar School boys
01:57 - 02:00They are a cut above you nincompoops and some play the violin
02:00 - 02:03Even those Abbotsford boys show you up.
02:04 - 02:08Did you ignore the white line in the corridor and spend time with the girls like Widrig did.
02:08 - 02:13so many lifts in my Anglia with the wide wheels when I could have been with Mary and Sally.
02:14 - 02:16They begged me to drive them home
02:17 - 02:21Widrig had all the fun and never shared those girls with me. Not once.
02:27 - 02:29I thought Thorpe understood me.
02:30 - 02:34Even Walker, Ansell or Howick
02:34 - 02:36Idiots they are.
02:41 - 02:42Iv'e been a fool.
02:43 - 02:47Iv'e looked after a bunch of misfits who couldn't organise a ****** in a Brewery.
02:48 - 02:53This is a disaster. What are you looking at Howick?
02:54 - 02:56Mary and Sally will pack me in now
02:56 - 02:59They used to think I was full of energy like Widrig.
03:00 - 03:02No doughnuts will rob me of my virility.
03:04 - 03:07Mary I have a couple of doughnuts spare.
03:14 - 03:16Freason was right.
03:19 - 03:23I should have listened to him. Who made that noise? What an awful smell.
03:25 - 03:26You again Thorpe?
03:31 - 03:33You are disgusting
03:40 - 03:46Walker quickly open the windows and turn the aircon full on now or we'll suffocate.
03:46 - 03:49Worse than Moody's back in Class 64
03:53 - 03:56What a stinking life