Hitler Reacts to .... The Polycule
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9/16/2026The Women's Rights board has waited four hundred pages for this moment. The polycule has finally collapsed. The bunker is about to discover that other people ending a relationship does not, in fact, do anything for you. A Downfall parody about the specific grief of winning an argument nobody was having with you.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Report |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mein Führer. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The thread has reached |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | four hundred and twelve pages. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the polycule? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is over. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They separated on Tuesday. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Then it is done. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | At last. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Begin the vindication. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The vindication has not taken place. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What did you say? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are well, mein Führer. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They are dividing the furniture like adults. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | One of them has taken up cycling. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Cycling. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone except the moderators — out. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Four years. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Four years I have watched these people. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I have a folder. I have sub-folders. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I have a spreadsheet. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A tab for each of them. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I named the tabs. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you understand? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I named them. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You told me it would mean something. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You told me the collapse would settle it. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It has settled nothing! Nobody has conceded! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are not even reading the thread. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They have never read the thread. Not one page. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I refreshed at four in the morning. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | On a Tuesday. In my own house. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With my own life going on downstairs. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know his name. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I know what he does with his weekends. I have never met him. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And he does not know mine. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should have gone to the garden. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It is April. I have not been outside. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The board will have to talk about itself now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Some of us will not survive that. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's over. Close the thread. Let them go. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I only came here for the wedding board. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I only came for the wedding board, and I have been here since 2021. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Are you leaving? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone has to keep the folder. |