Dan ponders ORBX
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DSD Simulations experiences the unique joys of an exclusive ORBX partnership.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've had the latest figures for Vortex SC. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The reviews from customers are extremely positive. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The community loves the aircraft. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And people are recommending it everywhere. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So overall, the launch has gone well. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. ORBX should be pushing it hard then. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sales should pick up. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sexy man Dan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ORBX aren't really pushing it. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've only real done the marketing. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There was only really a forum post and a shitty video. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except whoever signed the ORBX agreement. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A FUCKING FORUM POST!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE SUBMITTED THE AIRCRAFT IN APRIL! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE SPENT MONTHS GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH THEM! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Smoke! Multiplayer! Visibility! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Every fucking time we fixed something— |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | —we had to explain how the fucking aircraft worked again! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then finally, after months of this shit... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY RELEASED IT WITHOUT FUCKING TELLING ME! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dan, they did put it on the ORBX website— |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT'S MY FUCKING AIRCRAFT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There was also an email... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I FOUND OUT MY OWN PRODUCT HAD LAUNCHED! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We had launch posts to prepare! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Videos! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Community events! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | VORTEXKOSH! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead I'm rushing around because ORBX decided— |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "Fuck it, release it now." |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And THEN I discover they've given copies away. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | To influencers I didn't even fucking choose. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Nobody asked me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Nobody said "Dan, is this person suitable?" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THEY JUST GAVE THEM MY FUCKING PRODUCT! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And then that FlyingWithJoel weirdo gets one. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fantastic. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Third-party software starts fucking with the avionics... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The aircraft looks broken... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And THAT'S the coverage potential customers see! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THANK FUCK WE'RE EXCLUSIVE TO THEM! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Jayden. There was an Instagram story as well. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We made a genuinely good aircraft. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The people who bought it love it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And we're sitting here wondering where the sales are. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All because we agreed to exclusivity. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm not leaving ORBX. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But that fucking exclusivity is going. |