The 32 Stages of Grief - Episode 4 - The Titans
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The fuhrer continues to look for a team to root for during the 2026 season
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, your next franchise. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Tennessee Titans. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A hard-nosed club. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Smash-mouth football. Titan Up. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have a young QB on a rookie deal. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you're telling me they |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | keep good coaches and players? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They reached a Super Bowl. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They came within one yard. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone out except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ONE YARD?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT YEAR WAS THAT?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DID THEY FORGET WHERE THE END ZONE WAS?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HEY WE NEED A QB, YOU KNOW WHO |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE SHOULD GET? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE GUY MIAMI DIDN'T WANT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND WHAT ABOUT OUR COACH? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | LET'S GET THE GUY THE JETS FIRED!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well they used to have Jeff Fisher |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OH BOY! THAT'S EXCITING! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fisher was a winner here... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SEVEN AND NINE! BULLSHIT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DERRICK HENRY?!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A.J. BROWN?!? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE MOST FAMOUS THING BROWN DID IN TENNESSEE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WAS GET TRADED TO PHILADELPHIA |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THEY'RE THE MOST IRRELEVANT TEAM IN THE AFC SOUTH |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THAT'S LIKE BEING THE UGLIEST VIRGIN AT COMIC-CON!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY FIRED MIKE VRABEL... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...AND HE WON COACH OF THE YEAR! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "TITAN UP?" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | THEY ONLY TITAN UP AFTER THEY LEAVE! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WHAT KIND OF TEAM IS THIS? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THE LOGO |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IT LOOKS LIKE A THUMBTACK ON FIRE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | LIKE THEY TOLD CHATGPT, MAKE A LOGO FOR A SHITTY TEAM |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | MAKE NO MISTAKES! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THE WHOLE FRANCHISE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IS A FREAKING MISTAKE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's talking about the logo. It's almost over |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | THEY WENT 12-5 ONCE |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | THEY HAD THE NUMBER 1 SEED, AND STILL |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | NOBODY REMEMBERS THEM |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I WANT TO KEEP ROASTING THEM |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | BUT I'M OUT OF MATERIAL |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | THAT'S HOW BORING THEY ARE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's talk about the Giants |