Ttflea and his general staff
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Ttflea decided to attack Arizona instead of drafting like the former Generalissimo Michy said, and he paid the price
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Freedonians- Sorry, Traitors have shelled our attackers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We’ve advanced up the Gila river |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And reached all the way to glendale. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But, with guerilla native resistance, and general Michy’s bolsterment; |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are now attacking us in a pincer move, encircling us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It’s alright, Michy’s RNG is ass, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Remember Oklahoma? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr President… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Michy… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Michy hit a major crit on us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They obliterated the entire battalion… |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here: Vinny, Antago, Freedom Fighter, and Mewmew |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE OUTNUMBERED THEM! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE OUTNUMBERED THOSE FUCKING TRAITORS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO HOW THAT FUCKING TRAITOR GOT IN CHARGE OF FREEDONIA |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE SPENT AN ENTIRE HOUR RAGING ABOUT ELECTIONS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON ABOUT?!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I THOUGHT THAT FUCKER WAS OK WITH ELECTIONS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE AND HIS CONSTANT CULTISH RAMBLING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I AM NOT DRAFTING, GO FUCK YOURSELVES! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dude we lost 2/3rds of our army |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BOO FUCKIN HOO! WE’LL DRAFT THE FENT ZOMBIES INSTEAD OF THE STREET SHITTERS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr President, this is worse than Oklahoma! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What is this, a fucking joke?!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HOW’D THEY CRIT US! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He rambled on and on… |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | About how pointless our elections were, and how GREAT he was |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NOW I WON AND HE FUCKING DEFECTED |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IM NOT SURRENDERING NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now, why the FUCK did I attack Arizona?!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THOSE FUCKERS WERE BASICALLY DEAD FROM THE START |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY WERE GONNA GET PARTITIONED LIKE LAST TIME, AGAIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We never needed him… |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I won the elections! With the people on my side! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We were going to put that traitor down like a rabid dog! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That traitor… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HE RAGED ON AND ON LIKE A TODDLER, WHINING ABOUT ELECTIONS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHY COULDNT HE JUST ACCEPT THE FUCKING RESULTS??!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh yeah, let’s draft! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | LETS DRAFT AND WAIT WHILE THEY MOBILIZE AGAINST US! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | TELL ME HOW FUCKING DRAFTING WORKED OUT LAST TIME! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He’s quite displeased. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck this shit… |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We’re going to defend to the end… |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And hope for a miracle… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fuck, i’m craving five guys laced with fent… |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Since that traitor bombed all our in n outs… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | imma go play poker |