Hitler finds out Norway is bad
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Norway made it much further than they were supposed to. Clearly Haaland is a viking.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The English have made a breakthrough |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Schjeldrup has scored |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but Bellingham tied the game in the 47th minute |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | in the 47th minute. The game has gone to extra time |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Just like every other precarious game. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If Haaland goes on the offensive |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | everything will be alright |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Min Konge... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Haaland... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We replaced Haaland in the second half of extra time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He didn't score |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay in this room...Solbakken, Bergersen, and Hangeland. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WINNING WAS AN ORDER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HAALAND'S GOAL WAS AN ORDER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW DARE YOU SUBSTITUTE HIM IN EXTRA TIME! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IS THIS WHAT IT HAS COME TO? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE NATIONAL TEAM HAS BEEN LYING TO ME |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVEN THE STAR PLAYERS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS DECISIONLESS COWARDS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLAY AMERICAN "FOOTBALL" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Min Konge, Miami is really ho- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PUSSIES, INCOMPETENTS, AND LOSERS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Min Konge, he was tired |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THE MANAGEMENT IS THE SCUM OF THE NORWEIGAN PEOPLE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO SENSE OF ANYTHING |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU CALL YOURSELF COACHES |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BECAUSE YOU SPENT YEARS IN A CLASSROOM |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHERE YOU APPARENTLY LEARNED NOTHING |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HAALAND WAS BEING GLAZED BY PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THAT IS WORTH MORE THAN A BALLON D'OR! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE SHOULD HAVE HIM IN THE FIELD |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND MADE HIM PLAY TO EXHAUSTION, LIKE RONALDO! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never played football |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but even I know that Haaland |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Should have stayed in |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Treason |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHAT AN ENORMOUS BETRAYAL OF THE NORWEIGAN PEOPLE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you will all pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With your blood |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND YOUR PAYCHECKS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, next world cup. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can I be a King like this? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our world cup run is over |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We've been defeated |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I will stop glazing Haaland and reposting Haaland = Viking reels, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then you are mistaken |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go back to eating Lutefisk. |