Downfall Parody | Germany's Secret Agent Thomas Tuchel Operation at risk due to Kane
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What if Thomas Tuchel's real mission wasn't to help England win the World Cup... but to secretly stop them?
After Germany crash out to Paraguay, panic breaks out in the bunker as Harry Kane scores twice against DR Congo to send England into the Round of 16 against Mexico.
A completely fictional football parody inspired by the classic Downfall meme format. No offence intended—just football banter!
If Harry Kane keeps scoring, England's "undercover operation" might be about to fail...
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Germany's World Cup is over. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Nagelsmann has been fired. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Völler is heading to Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Paraguay knocked us out on penalties. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Jürgen has agreed. He signs tomorrow. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least with Thomas... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | England will follow. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | SchhhThomas. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Thomas has failed. Kane put England through again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Despite Thomas' best efforts. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay in the room if you voted for Thomas. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can Harry Kane keep going? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We had him in our league breaking records! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Thomas had one job. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I told you it should have been Jürgen. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | With Jürgen, England would be going home. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Tuchel picked a horrible squad. Horrid. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No Foden. No Palmer. No Trent. Yet they keep fighting. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, Its Kane. He keeps scoring goals... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HARRY KANE IS NOT HAALAND THE VIKING! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, he was about to be subbed off. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then why didn't Thomas do it earlier? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or start Ivan! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why didn't he start Ivan? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then change formation after an hour? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because he's not Jürgen. He's garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He left out Slab Head. No Trent. No Shaw. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He dismantled Southgate's camaraderie. It was in pieces! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why not just leave Kane on the bench? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You can forget Kane's Bayern renewal. He'll keep stalling. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Please, now listen to me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell Tuchel he must do it for us. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For the guys in '66. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's right. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He must deliver their downfall. This undercover operation must continue. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If he doesn't...We convince them to take Daniel Farke. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh wait...He's with Sheeran at Ipswich Town. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Signing Wirtz. Ed singing with his guitar. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We suffered enough. Arteta-ball & Low blocks. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Harry will re-sign. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We must prevent them progressing. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He must drop Kane against Mexico. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or he will score. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A hat-trick or more. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Tuchel keeps starting him...We leak everything to Bild. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The mission will be aborted. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Football can't be going home. |