Germany Loses in the World Cup
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Germany loses to Paraguay in the World Cup Knockout Round. They lost 4-3 in penalty kicks.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Germany is heavily favored to beat Paraguay |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They should beat them no problem and play France |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are on the path to the World Cup Final |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Germany once again is showing world domination |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Great news My Fuhrer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They played well during group play |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I expect no issues against a team like Paraguay |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Germany are now tied through 90 mins and into two extras |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are heading into penalty kicks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They just lost 4-3 in sudden death kicks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Are you kidding me?! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Paraguay?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That little ass country in South America?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are one of the world’s best soccer teams!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can’t believe we lost to them?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It’s okay there’s always next year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We won the World Cup 4 fucking times! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can’t believe we blew such a winnable game!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They don’t deserve the satisfaction of flying home! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They tried their very best and won the group! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who fucking cares?! They lost! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, you need to calm down |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could give two shits! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This was such a winnable game!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We were heavily favored!! I lost money! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can’t believe I placed German currency on this?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is such a nightmare!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is worse than Love Island!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I waited so long for them to bring a World Cup back to Germany!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We lost to fucking Paraguay?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And in Boston to Americans!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will never financially recover from this!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need a loan from the German bank! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck this shit! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What am I going to bet on now? WNBA?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can’t even look forward to the Bundesliga!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck that! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can’t believe Paraguay is even a country?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they beat us!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay he will calm down with watching the Notebook later. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It’s okay. It’s okay. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I’ve been through worse with this German soccer team. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could get into pottery. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or just pound some German steins. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ll slam some beers and forget about this. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It could be much worse, we could have lost to Austria lol. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We will bounce back and move on. |