Badsey has fallen
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The capital of the English Civilization, Badsey, has fallen in the Civ VI true start earth huge game. The tragic story of what happens when you don’t build your defences up in time
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer, the Americans are stationed in Cornwall and south of the capital |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have infantry armies with a siege tower |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the vampire “General Grievance” is leading the attack |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As I’m sure you’ll note, this is a map of Berlin, not Badsey |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But this is all I could find at such short notice… soz |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I’m not concerned at their movements |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everybody knows you can’t stack units in this game |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein führer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Um… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Yankees have somehow stacked a shitload of infantry armies on one tile |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Badsey has fallen. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn’t been nuked by Harry before, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That fish juggling cockwomble did what? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He can’t keep getting away with these cheap tricks! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If he nukes me again I swear to God… |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I’m gonna unalive myself and take you all with me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew something like this was gonna happen |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told you we needed more units closer to the British Isles |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now we are occupied with nothing to liberate our home with! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | With the Venetian Arsenal wonder we can send twice as many ships to hold him off! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The Venetian Arsenal is in Badsey you stupid prick! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can use the battleships we have already amassed |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The same battleships that are now being dunked by MY city centre? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are cooked my dudes! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I kept telling you guys |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Don’t trust Harry, he’s gonna try some sneaky shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But noooo! You said to focus on the Portuguese! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Well that’s just dandy! Who needs the fatherland when I have some shitty outposts in Africa! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who needs the capital when I have some fucking pearls and elephants! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just wanted an easy game, to exterminate the French, and try get a military or culture victory |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now my people are juggling fish and eating hamburgers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never went to military school |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I alone, through sheer force of will |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Conquered all of Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You fucks have dropped the ball so badly, my palace is gonna be a KFC |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We didn’t even finish building renaissance walls, what were you chucklefucks even doing? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You didn’t even build a military academy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How the fuck did you expect to build armies quickly to hold him back? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But no, you thought getting great people points was more important! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t feel stupid, that extra 6 loyalty admiral is no joke! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I might as well just pussy out and try get a diplo victory |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But Harry has the Statue of Liberty… so that’s not gonna work |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | …Bollocks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick has done it again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Unless Vince and the AIs wanna try do something magic there’s no hope |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck you guys |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I’m gonna play rocket league |