Hitler Finds Out His AI Survivor Prediction Has Gotten Blown Up
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Hitler rages at everything when his AI Survivor prediction falls through
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Vicky has killed Brennus, and Louis' slim Culture Victory chances are still alive. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She has enough on her hands. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and is moving her troops. to Constantinople |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | France has enough territory and wonders |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but Vicky is likely to run over the entire map. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sury is about to break through. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Soviet border city. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dear Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sury... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Vicky declared war on Sury. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sury is not making it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever convinced me to pick Louis and Sury to advance, you will remain. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | GODDAMN THAT STUPID CHUNGUS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY DID SHE CHOOSE TO ATTACK SURY? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT IDIOT DELAYED RIFLING FOR AGES! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND VICKY IS BRUTALIZING HIM WITH REDCOATS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW DOES SHE GET SO LUCKY? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE SS PAIR FIGHTING EACH OTHER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | INSTEAD OF THAT STUPID WITCH? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND SHE TAKES ALL OF BYZANTIUM INSTEAD OF SURY? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dear Leader, her start was good, Financial/Alive- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT UP ABOUT FINANCIAL/ALIVE? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She vultured in at the perfect time! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AND SURY WAS GOING TO KILL JUSTINIAN! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND RUN OVER THE MAP! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THAT UGLY CHUNGUS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WAS A DIPLO AND RELIGIOUS OUTCAST |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT ALL THE LOW PEACEWEIGHTS HAD TO FIGHT EACH OTHER! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | INSTEAD OF DOGPILING THAT FINANCIAL LOSER |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND ALLOW HER TO TAKE EVERYTHING |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND YOU KNOW SHE WILL GET DESTROYED IN AHs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUT NO, THAT MORON STALIN HAD TO HAVE LOCKED SURY IN A STALEMATE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There is no hope left for me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My predictions started out so well |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I had to get screwed |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And I won't win |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why does EVERYTHING have to screw me over?!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And after all these bullshit culture victories |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The ONE TIME I PICK ONE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It COMPLETELY BLOWS UP IN MY FACE! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU LOSERS? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Gandhi is going to win next game |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not winning the picking contest |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That Chungus is probably winning |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the Championship |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or we'll see bullshit culture |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't care about AI Survivor anyways |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The German leaders suck at Civ 4 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Screw this... |