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1st-grade history project for a dumb teacher that one wants to lifeguard for the summer.

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00:00 - 00:03The press has staked out
00:04 - 00:05both firehouses.
00:05 - 00:07FOX, ABC, and NBC...
00:08 - 00:12have been spotted filming...
00:12 - 00:15..hoping for a quote.
00:17 - 00:19He only used the hard R...
00:19 - 00:21because the guy acted like a Retard.
00:24 - 00:26Chief...
00:27 - 00:28The Hard R...
00:31 - 00:33No Longer means Retard.
00:34 - 00:36Now it means something completely different.
00:53 - 00:58Who keeps giving McMahon a radio???
01:13 - 01:15How are we suppossed to...
01:15 - 01:17keep track of what are racial slurs...
01:18 - 01:23vs. general derogatory comments?
01:25 - 01:28I can't keep track.
01:29 - 01:31You are the old Hard R still.
01:31 - 01:34Soft A vs Hard R...
01:34 - 01:37If we don't talk on the radio...
01:37 - 01:40non of this happens.
01:40 - 01:42Now we have sensetivity training.
01:42 - 01:46Exactly! I've seen Rescue Me...
01:46 - 01:48But those were just actors...
01:48 - 01:52That was the most accurate scene in TV HIstory!
01:53 - 01:54Have you met your co-workers?
01:56 - 01:57The fire service is full of knuckle draggers...
01:57 - 02:00that don't give a rats ass about race in an emergency.
02:00 - 02:03But, they are generally white males, too.
02:04 - 02:08Have you even driven lights and sirens?
02:08 - 02:13People act like Old Hard Rs...
02:14 - 02:16and sometimes they are New Hard Rs.
02:17 - 02:21Either way, the result can be the same.
02:27 - 02:29Pull to the left...
02:30 - 02:34It seems simple enough.
02:34 - 02:36Until you add an air horn.
02:41 - 02:42Then, all hell breaks loose.
02:43 - 02:47The ambulance driver should not...
02:48 - 02:53have said what he said.
02:54 - 02:56Now, you all will suffer ...
02:56 - 02:59Big Brother has been enabled!
03:00 - 03:02I'll know if you fart too loud!
03:04 - 03:07The queef option is still disabled.
03:14 - 03:16We used to be able to yell obscenities out the window.
03:19 - 03:23Now we need to worry about pronouns.
03:25 - 03:26So gay.
03:31 - 03:33Remember how good we looked ...
03:40 - 03:46after the Clayton's fire?
03:46 - 03:49Now we have to respond in silence...
03:53 - 03:56It's 1984 in reality.