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1st-grade history project for a dumb teacher that one wants to lifeguard for the summer.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The press has staked out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | both firehouses. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | FOX, ABC, and NBC... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | have been spotted filming... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ..hoping for a quote. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He only used the hard R... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | because the guy acted like a Retard. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Hard R... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No Longer means Retard. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Now it means something completely different. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Who keeps giving McMahon a radio??? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How are we suppossed to... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | keep track of what are racial slurs... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | vs. general derogatory comments? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't keep track. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You are the old Hard R still. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Soft A vs Hard R... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If we don't talk on the radio... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | non of this happens. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Now we have sensetivity training. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Exactly! I've seen Rescue Me... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But those were just actors... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That was the most accurate scene in TV HIstory! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you met your co-workers? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The fire service is full of knuckle draggers... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that don't give a rats ass about race in an emergency. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But, they are generally white males, too. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Have you even driven lights and sirens? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | People act like Old Hard Rs... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and sometimes they are New Hard Rs. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Either way, the result can be the same. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Pull to the left... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It seems simple enough. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Until you add an air horn. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then, all hell breaks loose. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The ambulance driver should not... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | have said what he said. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now, you all will suffer ... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Big Brother has been enabled! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll know if you fart too loud! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The queef option is still disabled. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We used to be able to yell obscenities out the window. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now we need to worry about pronouns. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So gay. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Remember how good we looked ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | after the Clayton's fire? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now we have to respond in silence... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's 1984 in reality. |