Gibson's Rage at Spygate
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5/15/2026Steve Gibson is not happy at the outcome of Spygate and missing out on a day at Wembley.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have caught Southampton FC spying |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Will Salt has disappeared |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We think he might be the next James Bond |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and unfortunately our only evidence is a photo of the lad in a field with an iPhone |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so our season is over and the team can go to Germany on holibobs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wait a minute, what about getting Southampton kicked out of the play-offs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so we can play in the final? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Gibson |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The EFL... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The EFL is going to fine Southampton a few quid |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and that'll be that. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think we shouldn't go to Wembley because we lost to a better team, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | For fuck's sake! They spied on us from half a mile away with an iPhone! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is fucking ridiculous. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I didn't throw all my toys out of the pram for fucking nothing, you useless halfwits! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | £200 million straight down the bloody thunderbox! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yes, he's forgotten we would still need to beat Hull. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I got all my media pals on this and what for? For fuck all, you cunts! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now we look like a bunch of pathetic pussies. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A KC like Lionel Hutz from the bloody Simpsons, a crying manager and what about that man-bunned tit? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have told him to get a haircut and to stop being a whinging bellend. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a flying fuck, you are all bloody incompetent. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The tickets have all been sold to Southampton and Hull supporters. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I was looking forward to a day out at Wembley, you fuckers. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now we are going to be playing Lincoln away next season. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now we might get a points deduction for our own frenzied media shithousery. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Minus 6 points, Lincoln away, no pot to piss in, fucking astounding, you tossers. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You should all be strung up from the highest lampposts |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | tarred and feathered |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and pelted in the bollocks with hornet's nests and fox turds |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | before being blasted by a flamethrower |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and then to make it even worse |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll make all you cunts live in Middlesbrough. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You'll never work again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | much like everyone else in Middlesbrough. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | As for Southampton, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | bunch of southern cunts who are a bit good at football. Why not us? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Our team were blowing out of their arses at 60 minutes in each game. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We couldn't score in a brothel with £20 sellotaped to our heads. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We only won two of our last 12 games |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | including against Sheffield bloody Wednesday who finished on zero points. Nada! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, northerners are dead friendly really. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It is just so unfair *sobs* |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We are owed this aren't we? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why can't we be in the Prem with £200 million in the bank? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why Southampton? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and not us? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It is so bloody unfair. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Curse the EFL and southern bastards. |