Hitler & DM
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the EX DYNAMIC MANTA convioy has left RAF Lossiemouth |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Dave and the lads plan to arrive at MOD Stafford at 1600hrs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then head into Stafford for a cheeky Nando's |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dave has an EPC card, so he will get the first round of Stella's in ! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but as per usual, no one has packed a sleeping bag |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's ok, they'll be in hotels for the rest of the trip |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as long as they've packed their budgie smugglers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dave..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dave and the lads have been stopped on the A74 for being overweight on the axles |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dave's going mental blaming the movers |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not involved with Dynamic Manta, go see Wee John for some jobs |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You better be pulling my pisser !!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Spiersy has only been gone five f*cking minutes |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They haven't even managed to get out of bastard Scotland |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee Donkey |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You can kiss good bye to that early stack |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ian's butties are cancelled as well |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i couldn't care less who ordered a Big Boy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If i'm not getting one, no one is |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, OC MT has said it's her treat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i offered last week and you all went to the Mess |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it was Chippy Friday and Ian was off anyway |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well why didn't somebody annotate it on STARS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where is OC MT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bet she's dog sitting for someone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if its not one dog in here its another |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | MT Control ? more like 101 Dalmatians |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | One of them took a shit in MT T&L the other day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Never mind dogs, the SWO would have f*cking kittens if he comes in here at the wrong time |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | May as well rename MT as Battersea Dogs Home |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why don't we get more animals and set up a circus in the bays ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So then, trucks, overweight |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | EX DYNAMIC MALPASS is in a shit state |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Its a load of bollocks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't give me that look |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I know fine well Mark Nicholson has only got the one testicle |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll kick him in the other one if i hear it one more time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hang on, wait a minute |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hasn't Dave got the Gucci hire MAN head unit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And hasn't that got a twin axle? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I've spoke to Ian, hes doing butties at Tanker Pool |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | May as well sh*t in my hands and clap |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Suppose, i better start finding out whats what |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And ring Dave |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Unless they're all in prison |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hasn't Dave got a Black Subaru Estate, the fastest hearse in Scotland? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We could raffle it off for the MT Xmas Draw |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ill have 5 tickets |