Kevin's airport trouble
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Kevin gets delayed at the airport, and has some words about the vouchers
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Delays here, here, and here in Munich and Frankfurt |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Delays are expected |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Upwards of 6 hours |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Finally, there are no vouchers for the customers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we expect large scale anger |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will all of you please leave |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just the Lufthansa staff remain |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...we apologise for this customer service failure |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But perhaps a free pretzel will suffice |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sausages... Pretzels... Crêpes.... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking mad!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Have you ever had to sit in Munich for 6 hours before!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's a fucking shit hole!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "Arrive 3 hours before your flight" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What fucking flight!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There is no fucking flight!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you - you fucking cunts |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Come to me with this "pretzel" shit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir! The pretzel also comes with a coffee! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Coffee - Champagne - Caviar - what does it fucking matter!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it's a very good coffee |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shove your pretzels up your well trodden arse! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 6 hours!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you realise what I could do |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With 6 extra hours!? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do you realise I got up at 4am? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My regular movements cycle is fucked |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I haven't had a proper shit in 3 days |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No matter how hard I try |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All I wanted was a relatively simple transfer |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I crave the Spanish sun |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A margarita made by a girl called Maria |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With a little umbrella |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A pink one |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should have my fucking feet up and be relaxing in the sun |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Listening to stories of Thommo shitting himself |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "a fucking pretzel" indeed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're not even that good |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There's too much salt and it makes my mouth bleed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean it - your salting is perfect |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I could have gone via Lyon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least they have a "Paul's" |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Delicious |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A drink, you actually want |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Your Paulaner Brauhaus is inferior |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I shit on your Paulaner Brauhaus |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Would improve the taste |