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Diego Garcia a trip worth the money and fun in the sun playing sports

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00:00 - 00:03Geoff has called a cobra meeting.
00:04 - 00:05no tea and biscuits
00:05 - 00:07Shall i get the carrier or are we walking?
00:08 - 00:12driver like we stole it
00:12 - 00:15blues and twos
00:17 - 00:19shut it you slag get the granada
00:19 - 00:21Im a class 1
00:24 - 00:26guv
00:27 - 00:28Geoff is
00:31 - 00:33Geoff is a slimy weasel from investigo
00:34 - 00:36He plays with the africans on Monday
00:53 - 00:58Randy, John and Nelly stay. The rest do one
01:13 - 01:15I wanted two chicken breasts
01:15 - 01:17Not one of you offered
01:18 - 01:23john is a fucking wimp
01:25 - 01:28randy is drunk
01:29 - 01:31and nelly is always angry
01:31 - 01:34fucking geoff. I'm the daddy
01:34 - 01:37whos making the tea. make it yorkshire
01:37 - 01:40not PG guv
01:40 - 01:42Geoff is our left back and he beats the africans
01:42 - 01:46hes an investigo cunt
01:46 - 01:48What about the americans and philipinos
01:48 - 01:52Those slimy cunts. They're selling the islands to Trump
01:53 - 01:54Two sugars
01:56 - 01:57the jobs fucked
01:57 - 02:00fucking fucked
02:00 - 02:03jack and george never had this shit in the sweeney
02:04 - 02:08i want some tea
02:08 - 02:13where's the birds
02:14 - 02:16my shirts need ironing too
02:17 - 02:21i need a swim in the lagoon with the G4S lot
02:27 - 02:29time to go to the galley
02:30 - 02:34At least elvis is there
02:34 - 02:36The O Club is full of jar heads
02:41 - 02:42Fucking nelly
02:43 - 02:47I hate that angry cunt
02:48 - 02:53always shouting
02:54 - 02:56someone tie my laces for me
02:56 - 02:59And the brit club is not open yet
03:00 - 03:02fucking bootnecks
03:04 - 03:07put the kettle on treacle
03:14 - 03:16Investigo
03:19 - 03:23That cunt will never work for them again
03:25 - 03:26Not even gibraltar
03:31 - 03:33americanos
03:40 - 03:46blue jeans and chinos
03:46 - 03:49where's my tea
03:53 - 03:56investigo