Losing accas
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The lads build a healthy ACCA fund then disaster strikes repeatedly
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Brucey we’ve got some bad news about the accounts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our accountant based in southern Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Has reported usual betting activity with funds being moved to Berlin centre |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It appears that Chris H, our expert in European league fixtures |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Has been placing trebles on Union Berlin u19s |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I’ve seen this before but he’s always pulled it out the bag |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | His knowledge and judgement is well known |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Brucey |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He’s |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He’s - lost the last five trebles in a row |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The stakes have been unregulated by the ACCA council |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Euan, Chris, Daniel, Neil - it’s best you don’t hear this…. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck chistopher |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I trusted you with your American college football experience to |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To be able to handle the third division in germany |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We worked hard as a group chris |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don’t worry Danny |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I’ve been managing this 365 account for years with an unblemished record |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you want to throw it all away on U19s |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And not even on over 3.5s goals |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Bruce he’s managed to win several hundred pounds in the last year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck up Michael - you’ve just arrived here |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my win to loss ratio is high |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That matters not a fuck when you chase rangers goals against falkirk |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Craig |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why you not picking Celtic to win more matches |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Are you also blinded by Wilfred’s poor start to the season |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That was November! And big Martin is at the helm |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You just love the rangers to much |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And it blinds your ACCA selections |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We’re supposed to be experts here but we can’t pick a winner |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | To build upon a £1400 cash bonanza |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We will be listening to nizzys all in shouts before we know it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I won’t tolerate it - it hurts my financial soul |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The recklessness of it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Grant - don’t look to Craig |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You need to get the finger out with your research- I need safe 1/5 builder bets not careless fun |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Next you’ll tell me you’ve forgotten to water the tomatoes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I left specific instructions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Water , sunlight, water, repeat |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We’re at risk of inviting the SOPU into this betting ring |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry Cheryl we’ll get some of what’s left |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Chris might be right afterall |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The lower divisions are an untapped resource |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We should even consider St Mirren |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Theyre our only hope |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know Craig McLeish will guide the buddies to glory- it’s guaranteed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I’ve a grand left and it’s getting fucked onto St Mirren to win the next five matches |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Whether you like it or not |