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Hitler finds out Statesville's egg distribution is rigged by Jacob.

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00:00 - 00:03My Fuhrer we have located the good hatching eggs,
00:04 - 00:05they are being kept in Maryland next to David's house
00:05 - 00:07and then sent to Princess Ann hatchery.
00:08 - 00:12They arrive to a warehouse twice a week in a big Houser truck
00:12 - 00:15and that's why MV hatches 72% and PA 86%.
00:17 - 00:19Not to worry, I'll take care of this problem,
00:19 - 00:21just call my buddy Jacob Lucas and he will fix it.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Jacob...
00:31 - 00:33Jacob Lucas himself is doing this and
00:34 - 00:36and started as soon as he got to Statesville.
00:53 - 00:58Those who think Jonathan LaFoe is the best breeder guy ever, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15How did this happen?
01:15 - 01:17Seriously, how the hell did this happen?
01:18 - 01:23Why would he do this? He got promoted 12 times.
01:25 - 01:28How could he do this to Doug? He called him his best mentor ever.
01:29 - 01:31He was such a good boy.
01:31 - 01:34He was a bad trainee when I met him.
01:34 - 01:37I bet Sasha is behind this, she never liked me from the get go,
01:37 - 01:40and since I asked to turn Porky into carnitas.
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer I really don't think it is her doing this.
01:42 - 01:46Stop housing trainees in his overpriced cabin, they don't even do the dishes.
01:46 - 01:48But it has 4.5 stars in Airbnb reviews.
01:48 - 01:52I bet he is now besties with Brian Smith
01:53 - 01:54and what about Aaron?
01:56 - 01:57I bet he is into Chad now
01:57 - 02:00but Adams and not Sechrest.
02:00 - 02:03And does he even remember Adam Fuquay?
02:04 - 02:08Because he now only talks about Adam Rutledge
02:08 - 02:13but that guy is an impostor whose real name is Richard.
02:14 - 02:16This one hurts, I feel so betrayed.
02:17 - 02:21I even trained him on Monday.Com, go and ask IT.
02:27 - 02:29And when he asked for Rob Dotson money
02:30 - 02:34other said no but I was there to support him.
02:34 - 02:36I was going to brag on him in FirstUp
02:41 - 02:42and even gave him a Golden Egg.
02:43 - 02:47Now I understand why Crystal is terrified of reviewing costs with breeders,
02:48 - 02:53because she refuses to enter flights to Maine as pullet depreciation.
02:54 - 02:56See if that Maine house is available for quarterlies.
02:56 - 02:59And he won't be leading more Thanksgiving for Thousands in Statesville,
03:00 - 03:02word is they put up to three cans of beans in each box.
03:04 - 03:07It will be ok Sasha, he is just very upset.
03:14 - 03:16Jacob just pulled a Beavers
03:19 - 03:23but in Bear Lin instead of Bear Creek.
03:25 - 03:26I bet Jerry is not even aware,
03:31 - 03:33he will straighten this out.
03:40 - 03:46Jim always favored the Shore over North Carolina... every time,
03:46 - 03:49but even then Jacob was his favorite.
03:53 - 03:56Please leave me alone now.