DogeGF Reckoning
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A man finds out that memecoins while a joke, still need serious non duplicitous management if they want investment to continue.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | 15th April 2026, Gift platform is a a go. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Testnet has being tested |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Turns out we could undercut the Romanians after all |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With our arsenal of gay AI memes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will be indistinguishable from a 1000 other projects |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Turns out you can read more than charts Density |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sepukku is not in your future |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Barsky |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Barsky |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We only had one transfer on the platform yesterday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And John The Lesbian still Memes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Rom, Donny, Tony, Density, Damon, everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Getting memed by fucking imgflip |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He can't stop and won't stop!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Rue the fucking day I went after him!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I didn't suck cock in boybands for it to mean nothing!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I could have spent money |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | For proper influencers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But all I wanted was compliant monkeys!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You still have allies out there, Matty! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You idiot!! Matty is wandering Edinburgh wearing a 🪣 bucket on his head!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Captain is another option! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Captain makes a channel per video!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Balls where his brains is!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This was supposed to be easy!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A new pool I thought!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wasn't expecting questions in the main chat!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | String them along for a few more years I thought! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They ask for the admin constantly!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But woe me, I am the Admin!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This kindness and reciprocity act is rotting my soul. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thank you for your service all these long years, Tony. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sometimes your gay porn is all that keeps a man's heart going. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Keeps my tail waging!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My lips were moist once |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want it to grow but I want to micromanage it too!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But I'm a lazy, cheap ass!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Launching a platform in World War 2 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just before World War 3 begins! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Without a bullrun, we're fucked. CAN CRYPTO EVEN SURVIVE NUKES?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Marianna, you'll still get to kiss Tony! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 69 quadrillion morons I thought |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe they were smarter |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Than I gave them credit for |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Matty, CIMR, Captain all ruined |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Memed into oblivion |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The hunter has become the hunted |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I still believe in the superbowl |