Squeeze & Lather III Plans Revealed
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Byrty reveals his plans for the third instalment of the Squeeze & Lather Golf Tournament
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | I've booked this year's Squeeze & Lather in Tocumwal |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Included in my package, you will see |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | our accommodation is here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | which is nice and close to the local tourist attractions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | although is not actually located on course here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You mean, we are not staying on course? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we'll need to get taxi's to the club? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leigh... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's ahh.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's one more thing Leigh.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Byrty hasn't booked an isolated snorer's room |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Byrty, Manfield, Stefan, stay here. Everyone else, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why I should have organised it myself! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the FUCK didn't I just sort it all out myself?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I let that spastic Mansfield do it the first year |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and by some miracle he actually did an okay job |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | So I let him do it again. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But for some unknown fucking reason |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he hands it over to this novice cock jockey |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who has no FUCKING idea what he's doing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Leigh, he organises things in his day job. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He can stick his day job up his fucking arse Stefan! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Leigh, he has the right skill set - |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Right skill set? This is a Squeeze and fucking LATHER Stefan! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This can't be fucked up! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Staying off course.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Couped up like like chickens in a hutch |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Byrty snoring the fucking coup to smithereens! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had to room with you last year Byrty and I still haven't recovered. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All I needed was a decent sleep before attacking Day 2, but NO! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Instead i had to drag my mattress to the lounge room |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and when I got there i could still hear you snoring! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No wonder I imploded and didn't give a yelp... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Years of threatening.. in Golden Shafts with respect! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I invented Squeeze & Lather so I could actually win something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We had a good thing going in Yarrawonga |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why the FUCK did you have to flip the script and take us to Tocumwal?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The whole point of the Squeeze is to stay put in one place |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but you book us in a motel across the fucking road?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who's going to drive us home when we've had 15 fucking jars?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This is how you go about organising your first trip Byrt?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry.. Miller will let Byrty organise a Shaft one day. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And I thought we had a good thing going |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just the Victorian chapter of the Shaft |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mansfield? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You have been reassigned for next year. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And Byrty, if you are ever assigned to organise an event ever again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | for a future Squeeze, or heaven fucking forbid, a Shaft.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | be better. |