| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Rimac, we've just been on YouTube |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It seems that Mat Armstrong |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | has bought a faulty Veyron |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | that won't go into gear, and he tried to get it working |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with just his friends and standard tools in his own workshop |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well he cant buy a gearbox from us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and he'll give up trying to get it rebuilt elsewhere as it takes months |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Rimac..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Armstrong..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It seems that he got it working with a new fuse |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | which cost 10p from Halfords..... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has watched any of Mat Armstrong's videos leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did he fix it? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A bloody 10p fuse from Halfords?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What happened to the Bugatti branded ones which cost £85 a piece? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You told me that they were the only ones which would work!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Stop him buying any Bugatti parts" we said |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "Only Bugatti specialists can fix these things" we said |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can we maintain our hold if bloody Halfords |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or the local Audi dealer will sell the parts needed?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Rimac, the Veyron is a parts-bin special using parts from all over VAG |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're Bugatti parts!! They cost ten times as much as they're being fitted to a Veyron!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Rimac, they have VAG part numbers on them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do we have to buy out every VAG dealership to stop him buying parts from them? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | First he fixes a Chiron |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | using some bloke called Bob |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who fixes things better than the original part |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and then gets bits made on bloody a 3D printer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's making us look like we're just being bloody-minded |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | stopping him from buying parts and not offering any help or information |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | just so we can try to keep control |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's making us look even more ridiculous when it comes to control than Ferrari |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can we maintain a huge income on servicing and repairs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | if he publicises just how many parts are readily available |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | from ebay or a local VW dealer |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Email him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Send a technician to help them. Change every bloody consumable on it and give it a full detailing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just get him to stop showing that it's just a car |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | that any 'compenent mechanic' can work on |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't care how much it costs, just do it! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And make sure I'm unsubscribed from his channel! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You don't have to unsubscribe from Mat's channel |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Take his name off the blacklist |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and let him buy whatever he needs from us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Try to save some face |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It was a good run |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I suppose this means that I'll have to go on YouTube and do some sort of response video |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Try to calm things down a bit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now go and get me a Yfood.... |
