| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Strait of Hormuz remains closed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ships can't get through |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here. . .or here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Here's blocked too. Can't get through there. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They've blocked us here too. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They'll reopen. I tweeted them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | - |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They won't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've refused and want to close Bab Al-Mandeb |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And their meme game is fire. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I think I made a doody, everyone get me a fresh diaper except Vance, Hegseth, Rubio, and my nurse. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why are we still talking about this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We won the war! How many war crimes does it take? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How many schools do we have to blow up? Dow is under 50! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We won! Everyone says so! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe if I put my name on our money! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | People will know we won then. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's Obama's fault gas costs so much. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get it open! Send in our jets! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They shoot down our jets with infrared. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then put boots on the ground! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there's no one to lead them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why don't you lead them, pussy? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Maybe put down the beer! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And the memes. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Goddamn their meme game is so fire. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Here I am posting jet-shitting memes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And they got what looks like fully performed skits in theirs. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That one with the dude's hand on my shoulder |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How do you even think of that? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They make my memes look like they were made by a third grader! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't do anything against that. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why do our memes always suck? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And they always get ratioed. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ratioed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I put my heart and soul into those AI prompts! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have to do it hundreds of times until the video's right. Or once. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't even remember. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where's my sharpie? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Isn't my daughter hot? I think she's hot. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you're too old for him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Gas is up because of Biden. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is...Obama's fault. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Biden. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Make...more memes. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we make better memes, we can win the war and open the Strait. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Memes are the key. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me a diaper. |
