| 00:00 - 00:03 | And from here, half the Sante Team |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | will attend a presentation in midtown. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Where they will eat at a Brazilian Steakhouse. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That leaves the remaining Sante staff to eat Doordash at the office. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You will sadly be in the latter group. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The new girl is hot, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll eat with her. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The new girl... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The new girl is going to the Steakhouse. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You'll have to eat lunch with Hayden. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone important enough to eat at the Brazilian Steakhouse, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS BULLSHIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I CANT EVER EAT LUNCH IN PEACE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT SUPER JEW SLURPS SOUP LIKE HE IS COMMITTING SEXUAL ASSAULT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I CANT JUST LOOK AT A HOT PIECE OF ASS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | INSTEAD I SUFFER WATCHING THIS MAN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SUCK AND FUCK |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HIS $25 DOORDASH ORDER! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I PRAY HE DOESN'T ORDER THE LENTIL SOUP! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, he's a nice guy! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE IS LIKE A RACIST CARTOON |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, he's an asset to Sante! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then YOU have lunch with him! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BUT YOU WON'T! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HIS ABSENCE DURING PASSOVER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | GAVE ME PEACE NOT FELT IN A THOUSAND YEARS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THE WHOLE OFFICE ARE NEPO BABIES, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | RICH KIDS, ALL OF THEM! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY THINK THEY'VE ACHIEVED SOMETHING |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHEN THEY'VE HAD EVERY ADVANTAGE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I SHOULD BE DELIVERING THEIR DOORDASH |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | YET HERE I AM! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | NOBODY COLD-CALLS BETTER THAN ME, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YET I DEMOTED MYSELF TO A LOWER RANK! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHO GIVES A SHIT IF I CAN'T USE EXCEL, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I HAVE UNMATCHED CHARISMA! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I GOT HERE BY LETTING MY NUTS HANG, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NOT TUTORING AND RICH PARENTS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't judge him, his dad has cancer. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I gave up standup for this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To sell software to liquor stores. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pathetic. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't even make shitty Tik Toks |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My roommate jerks off all day, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And makes almost as much as I do. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is as good as it gets. |
