Hitler Play MTG Zombies
8 views • 4/3/2026
Just a funny vid for my buds. We play a lot of MtG and have our various deck building foibles
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Shortly, we will have the material to deploy more units |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can field zombies in a permitter |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and push in on all sides |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The cathar position is fortified, but we will outnumber them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With sufficient time, they will be overrun |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And these zombies, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they can handle aerial threats? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My lord... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The zombies... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The zombies cannot fly with the materials avaialble |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It is simply not feasible |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone without experience in graverobbing, stitching, and reanimation - leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can we have no fliers? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You had only a single task! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What happens when Healer's Hawks come at us directly for damage? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It won't matter what we put to field. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They'll file over and we'll be helpess |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You are supposed to be premiere stitchers! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Yet you cannot even make a flying creature! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then make them taller, damnit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My lord, we simply do not have the materials for either |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get us more bodies! All we need is more flesh! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My lord, the charnel houses were burned |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then go exhume more bodies, you fools! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We must have aerial units |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every time, it is the same |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They fly over us, and we can't get past |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You were supposed to solve this! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 'We can make anything,' you said. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But you can't make the single, simple thing I ask for! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am sick of the same old losses |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Every time, it's getting hit with the damned flyers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I want is a strong fighting force |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Something to both attack and defend equally |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is that so much to ask? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Apparently so. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And here you are telling me in the eleventh hour |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Can't make flying zombies or reaching zombies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have hired Elves |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least they deploy faster then zombies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now we're going to be sitting ducks |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. I'm sure they will find more material |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to command zombies |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They're so cool and nasty |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But here we are |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | in the same position as always |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Perhaps it is time for more drastic measures |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No materials, you say? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Use the staff's legs |
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