| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Mein Fuhrer you can |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | see Tottenham's backline |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | will need wholesale change |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | heading into next season |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Romero and Van De Ven will both leave. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine i am looking forward to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | rebuilding this historic football club through relegation |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The thing is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tottenham have appointed De Zerbi as manager |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Five year contract, no relegation clause |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Agents speaking to Chris Wood, Gibbs White and Calvert Lewin get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I had a whole plan to save that fucking club |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK CAN THESE CUNTBAGS DO THIS TO ME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am Adolf FUCKING Hütter |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These hopeless jewboys are going to get themselves relegated |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They even hired a former Arsenal CEO - the cunts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Oh save us from relegation Adolf this, build us a team for next year that |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You cannot trust these jews - how can they even run a football club in England |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought they'd all been sent to Israel |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer the emmigration of jews isnt that simple |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OF COURSE IT FUCKING IS YOU DIP SHIT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Besides, Tottenham's fanbase is more that just Jews |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh fuck off they're all jews |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ALL JEWS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Meanwhile this FB group called footstuff is laughing at me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | These degenerate fuckwits, joking about paedophilia and the holocaust |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | in a single breath |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the fuck even is Josh Cao and why does he like kids so much |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I dont even know these people and i am hanging on every fucking word of their |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | mid-tier fucking shit banter |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well they can all go and sit in cuck chairs as far as i care |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fishman and Cuck Chairs - goes hand in hand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | HOW could Spurs do this to me? ADOLF HUTTER |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I managed Borussia Mönchengladbach, Eintracht Frankfurt, and BSC Young Boys |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | These fucking amateurs |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They deserve to be relegated. Shithole club, shithole fans |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Plymouth and Preston away, that'll be their future |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Footstuff were right to laugh at these useless cunts |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tottenham are going even Spursier |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Relegated while Arsenal are on course to win the league |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | De Zerbi could still save Spurs and Arsenal are always chokers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, Spurs are fucked. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need to find a new job, maybe Footstuff Admin is available |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could improve their banter |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fucking Cuck Chairs and pedophiles |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least with this Austrian in charge they'd know i was joking about the Holocaust |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | not like that jewsberry harrington |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it maybe i can manage Chelsea |
