PPA 2027 Leaked Contract (City Reaction)
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• 3/22/2026The Portland City Council discovers that people actually like the police now.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | My most honorable and intelligent City Councilor, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it appears that the PPA requested |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a new contract for 2027 and beyond. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are defending on BlueSky and our private socials, |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | and we have a plan to avoid Twitter and Reddit. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just have Steiner defund them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will be loved for it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Councilor... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner went on a ride-along and was impressed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He won't defund them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't hate the police, the taxpayers, and happy people... Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was supposed to be easy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | "Take money from the police!" |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those ungrateful bastards said it would work, that I would be loved! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How am I supposed to go to Austria? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I needed that money for Delta. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I won't sit in Economy with the poors. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They stink and drool and expect me to like them just because I lied to them! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought we all hated the police? What changed? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Councilor, the police have been improve- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care if they improve! I need to make fun of them for my next campaign. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Councilor, the people like the police now. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This isn't fair, god dammit. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DEFUND! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's what we said |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | every day in 2020, yelling in the street, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | throwing fireworks and doing drugs. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When did we fall so far as a city? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We were supposed to make them quit. Why are they here? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It doesn't make sense. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We've been trying to run them out by acting like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It doesn't matter to me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Council will stand strong. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "No money for you!" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | PCEF is loaded. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That money was meant for me, not those stupid cops. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is it so wrong to make yourself rich with tax dollars? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But none of you would understand. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You PSU dropouts don't even get what a grift is. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We all need the bloat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. We still have Parks. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I already spent the money meant for the Zoo. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is... Unbelievable. How could they like the police? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stupid pigs. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A trick. All it is. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know the numbers won't work out, but we needed this win. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Any fool can see the police are helping. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give them their money. |
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