| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have some news from the DB office in Australia. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's that country down here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with Sebastian Renato and his strong seamen. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Some markets dealer misunderstood our instructions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and I'm afraid there's been a mistake with your friend John Inskip. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The abundant Skip. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That fucking legend, how the hell is he? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The thing is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Australians misheard the word abundant, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and, well, he's no longer with us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't seen Skippy's naked ass cheeks, get out of the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean he's not with us? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's been with us for 23 years! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's the most handsome fucking devil we've ever had! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The girls fucking love him! |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | Don't you know about 30 odd foot of snake? |
| 01:32 - 01:34 | He's held this place together, more than once. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | None of us understand how bond markets work, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we're proper fucked now! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I'm sure we can work it out. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Listen to me! No one fucking understands it except Skip! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Australians made an honest mistake. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Honest mistake my arse. This is a bloody disaster. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you heard him play the keys? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who is going to play for me now? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You? You and your fat fingered stubby balloon hands? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That man is like Billy fucking Joel, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | except hotter. Just ask the ladies. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And he's so bloody funny. Have you seen his videos? |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | Dressing like a pirate. It's fucking genius! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I live for his hilarious banter on Messenger. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now you've all fucked it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I didn't even get a ride on his boat. |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | Didn't get to open the hatch and go full mast |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | I mean his version of a rum mixer |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is rum, mixed with premix OP Rum. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's a god damn home grown Australian hero that man! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | With the arm sleeve of Samoan Warrior, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and a trouser snake that could choke you out. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll never see a Fabulous 69 again. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. I'm pretty sure Skippy's on OnlyFans. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never piss on another Bonsai tree, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | without thinking of Mr Miyagi, |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | and my man, Skip. |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | We had magic in our hands, men - and we let it slip. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He's one magnificent motherfucker that Inskip. God bless him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm done. You've all ruined it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell Eva I'll be in the bunker. |
