| 00:00 - 00:03 | Some bad news gaffer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | two players missing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | spotted here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | one delivering curries, the other, guaranteeing blond babies to |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | any woman in this district |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Every week its something new |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is it just these two? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | unfortunately not |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there's more |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | one from the management team |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | seen attempting 19 pints on the west wing of his house |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | load up the ESB van, and go and round up the missing and injured |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | one game to go |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | one fucking game |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | are we ever going to get a week without these nonsense excuses |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | a bunch of fannies, worse than their birds |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the club banked on this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | banked on 20 players paying subs this week |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | recovery rooms don't come cheaply |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we are going to have to set up a gate, €5 in |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | don't be so silly, its a public park |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | €5 in and thats the end of it, cash only |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | stop it, its brickfield bloody park |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | we've one game to go |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | one bloody game |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | for these lads |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to write themselves in Earl Celtic history, alongside the greats |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we'll drink from Wednesday til god knows when |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | their wives and girlfriends won't know |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | if they are dead or alive |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | all we need is one last push |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | no more excuses, we turn up on Wednesday |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and we go to war |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a chance to make yourself a hero in your hometown |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | never have to pay for another pint in Harkins again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | we do it for ourselves |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and for the heroes of yesteryear |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we've had it all this season |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | broken bones, marriage courses |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | deliveroo drivers, sherry drinkers, honeymoons |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that reads and sounds like a Billy Joel number |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | they will come home, it's ok |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | a full crowd in Brickfield |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | on Wednesday to cheer the boys home |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I want every man |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | available and ready to go to war |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the other crowd won't know what hit them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we'll be running round Harkin's with the cup |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | one last thing, do not forget your subs. Up the Ear |
