| 00:00 - 00:03 | The announcement has been made, fourth shift is gone. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Captains are being redistributed. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Downtown Division is being stood up. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Two Captains will be assigned there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and one will go to Records. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm starting the rumor that Boyes is going to Records. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll finally get my revenge. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain, that's just going to piss him off. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I've seen him pissed off before. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's like a bull in a china shop when he's pissed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Plus, we want him back on Third Shift. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you want Boyes back on the shift. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've been trying to get back at that asshole since |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | he tried to hang those blue bull balls on the back of my truck |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | before I went on a first date. Can you imagine the shame? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've never been clever enough to get him back for that. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's a sneaky asshole. He's always |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | one step ahead of me. It must be avenged! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Damn the torpedos, do it now! It's an order! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've had it with that asshole always batting away my best retorts. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Capatin, you're only going to make things worse for us all. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your pie hole and do as you're told, or I'll have you sent to Records. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Captain, it won't be easy, he's too clever. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've had it with him always outflanking me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's not going to be like the marijuana plant prank this time. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He just put the damn thing on display in his office. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I really thought I had him with that one, but he just embraced it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm going to turn off the lights on him this time. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's got me so on edge, I knew it was him who put the Coors beer in my fridge. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But it was his mini-me, Sgt. Cantrell who tried to do me. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Damn you Cantrell! You tricked me into thinking it was Boyes! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This must not fail, or I might end up in Records and he'll get my shift. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Can you imagine the look on his face, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | if he walks triumphantly back into the Third Shift squad meeting? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Victory must finally be mine, my ego can't take another beating. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This may be my final chance to beat him. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The look on his face will be priceless when he hears he's being assigned to Records. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Carry out the plan. You must make sure it's successful. My pride depends on it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will finally outwit him and I'll be able to sleep at night. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I fail, they'll probably move me to records and give him my shift. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That'll be the final blow to my ego and my career. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's going to be okay, I know Captain Boyes will return. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Outwitted again by that Arkie hillbilly Boyes. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Karma is a bitch. Fuck my miserable life. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm just a Captain seeking love and adulation. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Is that asking too much? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've never been a real cop. I'm a better civilian supervisor and I know it. The Records |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | clerks will appreciate my leadership style. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe Records is for the best, it's where I belong anyway. |
