| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today we will drive from Dundee |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And arrive in Glasgow |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To play Rangers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This is a must win game |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everything will go to plan |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Dundee last Sat |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We beat the bastards didn't we |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We fucked it up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We were 2 nil up |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Gordon, Eddie, Leo, Simon leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You wee little fucking baw bags |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You wee little fucking baw bags |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I wanted a night oot to celebrate |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We were nil up and blew it in injury time |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I was gonna do shots in Denholms |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dancing all night and boozing with those guys |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What they called |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Andy and Big Rab |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer we can fix it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And then i wanted to booze with those Huns in The Louden |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer we can beat Rangers at Ibrox |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Wee man are you kidding me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have nae chance against them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You know I love a night oot in Glasgow |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now I can't celebrate after this defeat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's a humiliation |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How can I show my face in Denholms now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Andy and Big Rab are gonna take the piss out of me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Their gonna squeeze my balls so hard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will be walking like John Wayne down Sauchiehall Streetll |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now we need to come up with a plan |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dress me up as a woman before we go to Denholms |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And tell them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am your new bird |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But don't get me too shorter a dress |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just in case my baws are hanging oot |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't want Rab yanking on them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then we can go dancing in Buff Club |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Slam Jaeger bombs all night |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | What a disaster of a day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now go get me that dress |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Call Andy and Rab |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And tell them I will be running late |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need to get myself together |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now leave me alone ya bastards |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Oh and get me a fish supper with a bottle of ginger |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I am switching to Rangers from now on |
