| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have tried launching War Thunder several times. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Despite our best efforts, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the game just keeps crashing. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have sent multiple crash reports to Gaijin, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but it's been several days and the issue remains unresolved. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No worries, Steiner surely knows |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | how to get the game going again. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner reports that he has no idea why the game keeps crashing. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can't launch War Thunder. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who were responsible for solving the crash issue, stay in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I ASSIGNED FOUR OF YOU TO FIX THIS AND YOU FAILED!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU HAD DAYS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX A STUPID CRASHING ISSUE AND YOU COULDN'T!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe such people provide the bunker's tech support. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOU'RE A BUNCH OF TECH-ILLITERATE IMBECILES!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NO WONDER YOU COULDN'T EVEN SET UP MY WI-FI ROUTER!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOW HOW AM I GOING TO GRIND MY TIGER WHEN NO ONE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | IN THIS DAMNED BUNKER CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO LAUNCH WT?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, we've tried uninstallling and reinstalling- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT TOOK FIVE HOURS AND DIDN'T WORK, YOU MORON!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, you suck at War Thunder anyways. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course I do because of lag, because you couldn't fix that either! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU'RE GOOD FOR NOTHING!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I can sit here and wait |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for some sort of miracle to happen. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't even know why I keep you fools around when you can't solve anything! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I'll have to endure being unable to finally get my Tiger! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've spent dozens of hours of getting one-shot from behind and now it's all in vain! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have decided much earlier |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to give my incompetent tech support the boot like STALIN!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's not a wonder that I am trash at that game. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It kept lagging and by the time I could have moved again, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was already a burning wreckage. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn it... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NOW I CAN'T PLAY AT ALL BECAUSE THE GAME CRASHES UPON BEING LAUNCHED!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU GOT QUALIFIED TO PROVIDE TECH SUPPORT IN THE FIRST PLACE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You couldn't fix anything in this bunker. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All tech seems to be falling apart around here, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND NOW THE GAME I'M ADDICTED TO HAS STOPPED WORKING!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we aren't addicted to War Thunder. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't play War Thunder anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now instead of raging at the game, I'm raging at you. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You're all fired. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I'll have to spend day and night searching for new technicians who aren't this stupid. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will have WT running on my computer at all costs. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave at once. |
