| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, devil c0w, we've discovered a hostile raider team. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have fortified themselves on the top floor of Shipping Warehouse |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with door blockers on all external entrances. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've also planted electric shock mines |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | detering access at all top floor access points. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect, we can breach from the roof. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll take the first shot, Macman and Demon breach on my mark. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | devilc0w... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Macman.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Macman has fallen from the rafters on entry, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Demon is somehow stuck on a wall. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who plays on a console or with a controller: leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You BUFFOONS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I downed one before we even entered the fucking room, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was somehow the first through the door and downed two more |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There was only one left! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I just needed one frag |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | from you bumbling nitwits |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ONE FUCKING FRAG! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I was designated shooter and first through the door! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Macman told you he had fallen from the rafters... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Moron! Am I supposed to cede momentum as he fumbles about? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Demon is new to the game, he... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's excusable, but Macman... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What the fuck?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 145 hours on record. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Has he learned the basic movement mechanics? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Has he learned any fucking aggression? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Does he ever provide cover or support? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He baits me like I'M the n00b. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The plan was perfect, we had them by the balls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and I'm left downed like a helpless cuckold |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What more can I do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I made the plan, I executed, I landed shots |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they were cooked. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What more? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He's tumbling to the ground mid-assault, are we playing PEAK? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Thank fuck that third raider didn't finish me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | more of a nitwit than all of them. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Does he not understand the value of aggression? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He'd rather sit on a rooftop downing shields. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he hasn't done that much since WarZone. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, that settles it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I cannot lead those who won't be lead. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The MAC10 Crew is done. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm retiring to play cosy games like Luna Island, they say it's a peaceful life. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want to harvest crops in the sun and serve the townspeople... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and catch that musical hen. |
