| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we’ve heard of Duncan’s stag weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He’s coming to Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With a load of his cronies |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have literally no idea what they have planned |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | One of the chaps brought a gimp mask |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I fear for his safety |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They say he’s “big in oil and gas” |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He’s said it 40 times |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He works in IH |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Apparently he’s brought a sound level meter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And a vibration monitor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except the night club bouncers leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A sound level meter?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What’s he going to do with that? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He can’t even measure noise on a platform without the medics help |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He’ll be pished by 4pm |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And in the gutter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And what is this nonsense about vibration? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | “Big in oil and gas”? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The man comes from Kelty for fucks sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Does he speak to women like that? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | “Hello im Duncan, big in oil and gas” |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Of course thats why Dawn said yes… |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She’s probably relieved he's 500 miles away now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hes probably lecturing someone on exposure limits |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Measuring noise in a nightclub |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Probing strippers with vibration meters |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | “Let me measure whole body vibration” |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fine |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Let him have his stage weekend |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No golf though |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He’s terrible |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hitting passersby |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | In another postcode |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With those terrible slices |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We’ve no choice |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Let them in |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Meister Jager has been on my the phone |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He figures he’ll make a fortune |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Duncan blowing his bonus on Jagerbombs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We’ll make a fair amount on food too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No need for gourmet fare |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Just stock up on Donner kebabs |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And for Gods sake |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Before they leave |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Check the airbnb |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure someone has shat themselves |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And slept on the mess in the toilet |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Like the last stag weekend |
