| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have sent recruiters across the AO |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have table setups |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In every school in the region |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The senior contact numbers are high |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we expect 1 SA this month |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good with the SA |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will hard box easy this rsm |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Future Soldier Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner is ghosting us, he’ll be a loss |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He’s supposed to ship tomorrow |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn’t from that station leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We got him option 40! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And did 4 waivers on him! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He had a 32 AFQT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What the fuck else is he doing? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now we’re 1 RA short |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | On fucking mission week! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the fuck are we going to do? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We could ask the other COs for an RA |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The other COs are barely making it. The BN is only #2 in USARD! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, surely CSM will understand |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you ever even spoke with him before! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We’re all fucked |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I once saw him go off on the 1SGs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | For saying the word “hope” in the CUB |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What do you think he’ll do about a 0 day loss?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I just got through telling him about our FS program |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I bragged about our Mega FS event |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now we will look so stupid |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not even 1N6 had a 0 day loss even under Thompson! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What an absolute shit show |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And of course we have no remote DEPS ready |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We’re waiting on 7 waivers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Waiver analysts at usard |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They sit on our shit for 8 years |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And it’s impossible to get through the first try |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They RWA everything we send |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I bought those fucks pizza! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they still RWA us |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok we will buy them more pizza |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I’ll use my birthday pass |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Then I could miss the next CUB |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ops.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Will process the loss today |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This puts us at a 11% loss rate for the FY |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Above the USARD standard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate Future Soldiers |
