| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright here are the plans for the music festival on March 11th |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have secured all vendors |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and will have use of the 3 major parks as we had discussed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The festival will start at 10 AM on Saturday as planned |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and conclude at 10 PM per the curfew ordinance of the southern neighborhood |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This all sounds good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and I presume we were able to get all the other bands and don't need 311 to play |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 311.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 311 is the only band who responded to us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone else was busy or not interested |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All concert planning committee members stay - Erik, Meredith, and everyone else - out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I said no 311! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | no fucking 311! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Their shitty second rate music will lower the musical aptitude of our people |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | God dammit, I can't trust you fuckers to do anything right |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You might has well have gotten |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | two homeless men with a kazoo and an accordion to headline |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Amber is going to put everyone to sleep and |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Beautiful Disaster will trick people into thinking it's a good song for the first minute |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader Beautiful Disaster is a terrific song |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No it's not! They fucked it up in the middle with the goofy breakdown |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader...I believe it's underrated |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Underrated?! How can such shitty music enjoy that much commercial success and be underrated? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What's the point?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you guys like the song Down? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you like that fucking song?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That they kept playing on MTV in 1995 for some God damn reason |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That fucking song SUCKS and anyone that likes it shouldn't be allowed to listen to music |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And as if that crap wasn't enough, they came out with Full Bloom in 2024 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | As if we still wanted to hear their crap |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is what happens when you give skateboarders instruments |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You're supposed to give instruments to surfers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Jack Johnson - I like Jack Johnson |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I like his acoustic music and strong melodic overtones |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | One god damn rule...no 311....and you couldn't even follow that |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought you were joking at the Christmas Party in 2025 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | now it's too late and we have to let these 311 fuckers play |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | reggae rock was never supposed to be a thing |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | leave the reggae to the brothers doing reggae |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry - you should be allowed to listen to reggae too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I spent my whole life listening to good music |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and now I'm going to have to endure this bullshit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll get drunk |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | blackout drunk |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I'm going to dance so god damn much it's going to make you uncomfortable |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | my cock will probably fly out too |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | close with All Mixed Up |
