| 00:00 - 00:03 | CUYLER: Since voting's been closed at 5pm this afternoon, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the proclamation will happen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the results will be released |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | at 7pm tonight live at Plaza San Jose. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And there we can hope to find out what happens. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | JOSHUA: Don't worry, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll sweep up this shit ez pz. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | CUYLER: Joshua... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ate Soph... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | NASH: Ate Soph lost the presidential election. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sulung's Catap won alongside Tindig's Susi. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | JOSHUA: The following, stay in the room: Nash, Cuyler, Jarred, and Chardy. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING GUARANTEED! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MOMMY SOPH'S VICTORY WAS GUARANTEED! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO ARE THESE, THESE ANGELITARDS TO DARE DEFY THE AURA OF MOMMY SOPH? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is some absolute fucking HORSESHIT! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SHE FUCKING FOUGHT SO WELL! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All these 'progressive' cucks betrayed the SSG! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY MISSED THE CHANCE TO GET A WOMAN IN CHARGE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BEHIND THEIR VENEER OF PROGRESSIVISM AND WOKENESS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | JARRED: CALM DOWN BOI, THE ANGELITES HAVE ALREADY DECIDED! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | JOSHUA: SHUT THE FUCK YOU STUPID, RETARDED ASS APOLITICAL TWINK! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | JARRED: Bro, just calm down it ain't that deep. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | JOSHUA: Fuck you mean calm down with that bullshit ass rhetoric? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | JOSHUA: THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A woman finally decides to step up, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and take the mantle of leadership away from the patriarchy, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all for some fuckass cis-male fuckboy to steal it instead? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SECOND CHANCE FOR ANGELITE REFORM! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A TINDIG-LED VANGUARD WAS MEANT TO GUIDE THE MASSES AND FIX THE FUCKED UP SENATE, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND FINALLY GIVE MEANING TO THE SUPREME COURT. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE SHOULD'VE PURGED THEM CLEAN OFF THE BALLOT LIKE STALIN DID! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I may not be part of that now-forsaken academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I understood, I UNDERSTOOD |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the NEED for a girlboss president. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking traitors, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | fucking TRAITORS for the Angelite cause of democracy and WOMEN'S MONTH!. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is the GREATEST betrayal to our great and beloved Ate Soph. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh, but these fuckers will pay, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | These fuckers WILL PAY one way or the other. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY WILL FUCKING PAY FOR A DIRECTIONLESS 2027. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | CLORINDE: It's okay Navia, he still loves you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | JOSHUA: I guess that's about fucking it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can't really do shit about it now can we? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's sophover. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war... is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm gonna support whatever bullshit they pull that undermines Angelite democracy, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather live quietly with my mommy instead. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go fuck yourselves off. |
