| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are preparing for your delivery. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The PC is in transit, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | located in Indianapolis. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are expecting delivery today, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and yet the tracking page is not updating. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats okay, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | UPS is reliable. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The delivery.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The delivery is being handled by FedEx. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are delivering the PC. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever was not in charge of buying the PC... Leave. The room. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fools! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You had one job! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You know of my experience with FedEx!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, now I'm truly screwed...! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This madness is your fault! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now the package is lost forever! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Last time they gave it to my neighbor, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they cannot handle such an expensive PC! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, we didnt know FedEx would deliver.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ITS TOO LATE! NOW WE ARE SCREWED! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, it was not our fault! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are the only one to blame here! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DO YOUR RESEARCH!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FedEx is evil! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can kiss my PC goodbye!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They are completely unreliable!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is my sixth delay with them! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And it certainly seems it wont be the last! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | $3000 down the drain! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now how can I play with Stalin?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's over... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is personal, they are always delayed! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If they dont just lose it ! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This sucks... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Never ever again will you order my stuff! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am completely doomed now! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But sure, its "in transit"... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No one knows what that even means! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They think I'm an ignorant fool! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok... we use Amazon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The PC is as good as gone. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can kiss it goodbye now... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's gone. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They got me again... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All we can do now is use chatGPT... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...to spam negative reviews... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have been beaten. |
