DDR5
4 views • 1/30/2026
Hitler reacts to the shockingly expensive price of DDR5 RAM.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, the build is almost complete. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | The RTX 4090 is seated, and the liquid cooling loop is pressure tested. |
| 00:07 - 00:07 | . |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The team are loading your steam library onto a 2TB 990 PRO as we speak. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And once you decide on a lighting scheme the system will be ready to go. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. With the low latency |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | speed of DDR5, we can finally push Cyberpunk to 200FPS in 4K. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner couldn't find a 64GB kit for under 400 euro. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He decided to stay with a DDR4 mobo. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks DDR4 is okay or 16GB is enough, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! DDR5! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I specifically requested 6400MHz CL30 DDR5!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you have any idea what DDR4 does to my 1% lows? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's a bottleneck I can't handle. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can it be 400 euro? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Are they turning the silicon into actual gold?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I was told DDR5 would be the standard by now! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Am I supposed to pay a 300% premium for a 5% FPS boost? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the CAS latency on the affordable DDR5 kits is - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LATENCY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we can't just ignore the latency |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's the principle! Why does some silicon and RGB lights cost more than a used Volkswagen?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 400 euro for WHAT?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | To shave three seconds off a blender render? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's a conspiracy by the motherboard manufacturers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to force us to buy the Z790 chipset! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm meant to be the leader of the master race |
| 02:08 - 02:12 | THE PC MASTER RACE |
| 02:12 - 02:16 | and you want me running on 3200MHz leftovers? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just wanted one time running a better rig than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I even bought the white heat-spreaders |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to match the case fans. The case that I picked! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They think I can't make it look good? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But what's the point? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | EVERYONE told me to wait for the price drop. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "Wait for the sales" they said! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I get timings that look like a phone number! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even the scalpers are laughing at us. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They hoard the Hynix A-die chips like they're the Crown Jewels! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. Maybe we can get him a Crucial Basics kit. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want to enable path-tracing without the system choking on its own cache. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe... if I just close Chrome, could 16GB... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | be enough? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll go to CentreCom myself |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do people still want cash? Maybe I can haggle the price down? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It doesn't even have to be 6000MHz. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll... take the 4800. |
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