| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Europeans don't seem to be frightened |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of our threats |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to take Greenland. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have sent 4 or 5 troops |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a few warships. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care. I want |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Greenland. I must have it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President, there's a |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | problem. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Greenland is a part of Denmark. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Which is a part of NATO. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Except Rubio, Elon, Johnson and Miller. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You told me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they would be begging |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | me to take Greenland! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You said if I put Tariffs on them, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they would cave in! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Especially that weasel Starmer! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You said they would give me it |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | like that woman gave me her Peace Prize! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We risk breaking up |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NATO! Do I care?! I promised Putin I would! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | President! I must object! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Object all you want Johnson! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I was promised! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want it! Putin said he |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | would release the Epstein files |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | if I didn't break up NATO! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now what am I going to do? You said they would |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | roll over! Now you're telling me they're sending troops! And ships! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I wanted Venezuela and I got it. I wanted |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the Peace Prize and I got it. Now I want Greenland! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I still think Tariffs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | will work. They respect a strong President. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need to raise the Tariffs. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 500%! 1000%! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If they don't give me Greenland, I will raise the Tariffs to |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 1 Million%. Lets see how clever they are then. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And if they still think |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they're clever, then we'll send the 12th Fleet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and take it from them. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. I'll put Valium in his tea. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't like snow anyway. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I used to fall over on the ice. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The other kids |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | would laugh. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just wanted to make Greenland |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Green Again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | NATO spoils everything. |
