Cynthia's Dinner Planning
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• 1/13/2026Cynthia Plans Dinner, and it turns to custard. She wanted to yell at people all night long!
| 00:00 - 00:03 | And we can |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | probably seat 4 here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and maybe 3 others here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Guests can park here, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and pitch tents here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | this is all sounding good. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | (Draper) Mum... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | (Robert) Everyone has disowned us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's no-one left. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay in the room, Robert, Draper, the cats, and chickens. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was supposed to be fun! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've been cooking for 6 days! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | David thinks he can just fuck off when he likes! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Victor... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fat, bald LOSER! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll throw them all to the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You're all fucking retarded! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | None of you are fucking man enough for me - |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mum, please, you're the best in the world |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shit licker! Idiot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mum - I'll make more friends |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You couldnt make one friend in Germany, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | useless, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When I was your age |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I could have a dinner |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with 100 people. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we have no-one to yell at apart from ourselves; |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I'm going to give it to you all night, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you fucking dipshit, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I had David in my fucking grip. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | call David fat, useless, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | stupid idiot, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | bald, fat, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WALRUS LOSER |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | PATHETIC WIMP OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I have to sit here with Robert. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And he never shuts up. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Walking around with his Parkinsons! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Cynthia's mad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We could have smashed glass on heads. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Broken glass, David's head. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gone. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | David, is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Send someone to kill him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hang him, if need be. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Assemble the Chickens. |
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