| 00:00 - 00:03 | The weather outside today is perfect at today's Cars & Coffee |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To get maximum visibility from the crowds |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you should park here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | People have begun looking at Chris' 240Z |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Walter's GTR, and Paul's V1 Nismo |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, people will start looking at the V2 Nismo after |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's still early for the event. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, sir. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Regarding the cars |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A crowd has gathered around the V1 Nismo and many people have begun taking pictures |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody has stopped to look at the V2 Nismo |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you own a Toyota, BMW, or Porsche, please leave now. All Nissan owners stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What in the flying fuck? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why isn't anyone checking out the V2 Nismo? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are the people coming to Cars & Coffee now idiots? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't be scared. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The V2 Nismo 370Z is the last and most updated version of the car. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Absolute fucking bullshit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's the final update from Nissan! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the V1 Nismo is sleeker, sportier and more aerodynamic |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck, the V2 Nismo comes with day time running lights and the V1 Nismo doesn't! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The day time running lights are gimmicky at best and borderline useless on track days |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's ridiculous, why would Nissan make the V2 version worse than the V1 version? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What kind of company makes a car shitter? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I even put Volk TE37's on the V2 Nismo |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you know how long it took Rays to ship them? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | One whole fucking year! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Z1 motorsports fucking took forever! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know how long it took to line up those stickers to each spoke? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even cleaned the inside of each wheel with a toothbrush! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now not a single person at Cars & Coffee is looking! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I should have bought a GTR, Supra or RX-7 instead. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe people would notice my car then! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck this JDM non-sense! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No wonder Nissan is going under! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They put way more effort into the V1 than the V2 Nismo, no wonder people like it more! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even old ladies and little kids like the V1 Nismo more and they don't know anything about cars! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hope a Mustang crashes into the V2 Nismo |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Mustangs always crash at these events |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then maybe people will notice the V2 Nismo finally! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, both V1 and V2 are great cars, just different. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh well. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll drive the V2 Nismo by some local high schools this week. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe some Edgars will notice it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Only those morons seem to notice my car. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Probably to take it to some sideshow |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's all the V2 Nismo is good for. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Nissan and fuck Cars & Coffee. |
