Muz's German Coach Reacts To The Xmas Eve Results
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• 12/28/2025A fine tradition for the boys. Christmas Eve Bowling 2025 - Always Means Fun (but not for Muz)
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coach, we have the Xmas eve results from Hollywood Bowl |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | I know you spent 6 months intensive training with Muz in Berlin. |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | You sacrificed everything so he could bring home the bugsy trophy |
| 00:09 - 00:12 | This was supposed to be his year. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We had the victory parade all planned for Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:22 | Yes I know all this, it will have been a formality. Just tell me how much was his margin of victory? |
| 00:24 - 00:28 | I'm afraid to say Muz didn't win again coach, in fact he totally bottled it |
| 00:29 - 00:36 | Donovan Watson absolutely cleaned up coach. He took most of the kitty as well |
| 00:52 - 00:59 | Anyone who had a tenner on Donny to win the trophy leave the room now... |
| 01:13 - 01:20 | Fuckin Donovan Watson!!! He hasn't fuckin bowled since last Christmas!! |
| 01:21 - 01:25 | He doesn't even stick his fuckin fingers in the holes of the bowling ball!!! |
| 01:26 - 01:30 | What the fuck was Muz doing the useless cunt!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | It was so fuckin easy!! Groovy wasn't even there to take the piss out of him like usual!! |
| 01:37 - 01:39 | It should have been a piece of piss!! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Groovy was there coach, he came at the last minute. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | What the fuck!! Todders said he wasn't coming this year?? |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | Todders bottled it and let him roll with the kids |
| 01:50 - 01:55 | Surprise! He shit himself last year because Cullen wanted a plain naan in Newcastle!! |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | Next you'll be telling me John Hayward beat him!! He's only got 9 fuckin fingers!! |
| 02:01 - 02:06 | And he probably only stayed for about 20 minutes as he had to go to church! |
| 02:07 - 02:12 | What a shower of shit! |
| 02:13 - 02:18 | I bet that John Hore left his fuckin beanie hat on the whole time! |
| 02:19 - 02:23 | He looks like a surfer dude but he's another one that's fuckin useless!! |
| 02:27 - 02:33 | At least Monkey was there to calm everyone down with his amazing quiff. |
| 02:34 - 02:40 | Now there's a proper man, you won't see him dicking about in a caravan like Todders and Gus |
| 02:41 - 02:48 | But then I drove passed his house last week and what did I see on the drive, a fucking Motorhome!!! |
| 02:49 - 02:55 | Right there on the fuckin drive! It looked like it had a fuckin chemical toilet!!! |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | He'll be at Hoddom next, drinking his fucking warm white wine from a plastic beaker! |
| 03:01 - 03:03 | Now he's another waste of fuckin space!! |
| 03:05 - 03:08 | It's ok, his quiff does look amazing... |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | Thank fuck for Mark, he's the only one left |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He carries that useless bunch of cunts on his back - what a legend... |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Great bowler as well |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And handsome |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to see if he wants to bowl with Kev Anderson next year and leave those clowns behind. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Better crack as well. |
| 03:54 - 03:55 | Merry Christmas Lads x |
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