| 00:00 - 00:03 | Perth was a disaster |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and Brisbane |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | wasn't much better |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Stokes has called the team weak |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Baz took the team to Noosa |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | All good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We win in Adelaide, we are still a chance |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, on that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have lost in Adelaide |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At least we took it to day 5 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone who knew that Bazball wouldn't work in Australia please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We've lost the Ashes again? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I knew Bazball was all bullshit!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Saving test cricket be fucked. We've lost the Ashes in 11 days |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What's wrong with batting time? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bowling good lengths |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | being patient, taking catches |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All we do is double down |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | on our own bullshit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We are saving test cricket. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Saving it for who? No one asked! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We've been in games, we should stick with Baz |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have we? 11 days...really |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Crazy tactics! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sledging Steve Smith when the game is over |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ridiculous field settings |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Bowling short, wide rubbish |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are all over the place |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The only Aussie who falls for it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | is fucking Cam Green! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and we still can't win |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How does Green get a game? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I think the Aussie selectors are taking the piss |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He bats with no brains |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Check his passport |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He may be English |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What about our batting! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Duckett might as well come home |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Crawley can't help driving on the up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Pope, fuck me and Brook! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. I can't tell when to reverse sweep either. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We let Baz in and believed him |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Gee he talks shit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Training too much |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What do we do now? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Perhaps we can hand him back when NZ tours in June? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's if they'll have him |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Baz |
