| 00:00 - 00:03 | So you had the 1st overall pick. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And you fucked it all up sir. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You could have taken CMC. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Or you could have taken Jonathan Taylor. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But instead you took Bijan. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I see. But I thought CMC would get hurt. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's always hurt, I don't trust him. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But my feuer, CMC is the #1 RB. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's been killing it all year. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And he's significantly better than Bijan. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It made no sense to draft Bijan. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | So you're telling me that I wasted the #1 overall pick??? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My 2nd round pick was already a bust |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Brock Bowers to the IR for the finals. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For fuck's sake, he plays all year to sit in the finals. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My 2nd RB is a piece of shit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Chuba Hubbard! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why the fuck did I draft Chuba Hubbard!?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There were so many better options! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But I thought Carolina would be really good! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Davante Adams is out too. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What do you mean Adams is out?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Adams isn't going to play sir. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's my 2nd WR! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And he's been good all year! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now he's going to sit for the finals?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All my best players are fucking out! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How do I beat Dark Helmet now?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's stacked at every position. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Of course he got CMC in the 1st. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He somehow knew Achane would be a stud. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then he got so lucky with JSN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least Tyreek Hill broke. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And that weakened him for a bit. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And then Kyler Murray got hurt. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Somehow he streamed QB and it worked. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Until Jamey dropped Burrow |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And gave him a QB1 out of nowhere |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He was still weak without Hill |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But then Jameson Williams surged |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And is now a top 10 WR. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Deez Nuts gave him Purdy too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And then he took a kicker in the 8th. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And somehow that worked out too. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dark Helmet has the most points. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And he's projected to beat me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't see how I can possibly win. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Against such a cocky asshole. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have no chance. |
