| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 4:30 at OFLC was completely full |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | as was Shepherd of the Hills |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | so we have booked the 7 PM at the ELCA church down the road. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have a picture booth and a live nativity |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and plenty of parking which is an added bonus. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not going to an ELCA church |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with all the silly dancing. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pastor Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pastor Steiner already reserved the spots |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and wired ahead that you would be attending. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want the DCE's, admin staff, and Rick to leave immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you complete idiots? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many times must I tell you, NO ELCA! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The rainbow flags and Ukrainian stickers! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The last time I went, they offered to paint my nails |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And the pastor was a bearded woman! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I haven't been this angry since Chick-fil-A closed on Sundays |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or when Third Day broke up and Mac Powell went solo |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why didn't you register for 4:30 when I told you to? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer it was Thanksgiving and things got away from us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You could have registered on your phone, or on the website like I told you! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, the internet was down for a week |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then why didn't you call and make a reservation! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's insanity! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Going to the ELCA for Christmas |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is like ordering a steak at a vegan Restuarant |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It looks good on the outside but tastes like a rubber gasket! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I bet there won't even be the lighting of little candles |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the singing of silent night like there is at OFLC! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is why I told you to register as soon as possible |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would rather go to church with Stalin then attend at the ELCA! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And you know how hard it is for me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | for me to stay up past 8 PM |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | my psoriasis causes my joints to flare up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I swear if you make me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | go to the ELCA church I will drop a giant turd on their front door |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And not just a normal turd, the really smelly kind |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | that looks like a melted tootsy roll and is |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | extremely difficult to remove from the soles of your boots |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will put it in a brown bag and light it on FIRE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, he gets like this the week before Christmas |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Worst case I suppose we could do the live stream at 6 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Its just that I like to be there in person |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and you know how Abel's stomach gets |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The gas and the farting |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I guess we could pop some popcorn |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and make those cocktail weenies I like so much |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make some lemonade out of lemons. |
