| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we've received intelligence |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | About British agents |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Heading to Munich |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One is a senior military strategist |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They could defeat Germany |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A handful of agents |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are no match for Germany |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's, it's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's the Bournes heading to Munich |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're coming on holiday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not involved in Christmas planning - get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why am I only hearing it now? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Joe and Dee must have planned this for months |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You are all useless |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will kill you all! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bunch of total morons! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Totally let down by the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Bournes are flying here |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tomorrow on Boxing day |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they kept it a Christmas secret |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Your job is to find out secrets |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was a Christmas surprise |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll have your liver for breakfast |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Christmas markets |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They'll be overrun |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With James and Marcus |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Drinking all the hot chocolate |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What will the Germans drink |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They'll be visiting our castles |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Speaking English |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Bournes are worse than Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Eating our sausages |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How can this happen? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even using the posh airport lounge |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Christmas is ruined |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | While they will be |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Having fun in the Alps |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe even Tobogganing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They'll have the best Christmas ever |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | More than can be said for you lot |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, lots of people are ugly |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the worst news |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Bournes in the Bavarian Alps |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And then in Munich |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Prepare the letter of surrender |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Order extra hot chocolate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe they will |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Show us mercy |
