El Nana
7 views • 12/12/2025
A story from beneath the shadow of the banana truck. Press F to pay respects.
| 00:00 - 00:04 | Big Banana has gone too far. |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | Long yellow cunts! |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | I'm so mad I could shit. |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Gay. |
| 00:13 - 00:15 | Now you listen here you little shit... |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | The fuck is this shit? |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | Gay bananas. |
| 00:19 - 00:23 | That cunting banana truck is rustling my jimmies. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Gotcha bitch! |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Shh! You'll wake my piles! |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | More bananas. |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | Fuck bananas. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm gonna catch that fucking truck. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | AH FUCK IT WON'T COME OUT! |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Shh! You dipshit, you keep putting them up there you'll go blind. |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | Huh? |
| 00:43 - 00:44 | It's really up there. |
| 00:44 - 00:45 | The banana. |
| 00:45 - 00:47 | Fuck sake, not again. |
| 00:48 - 00:50 | *Banana plumbing noises* |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | GRAMPSYMAMA! I shidded and farded - |
| 00:56 - 00:57 | Shh...did it get on the carpet? |
| 00:57 - 00:58 | Yeah, a little. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | That truck has robbed me of my youth and my clean carpet |
| 01:01 - 01:03 | I'M ONLY FUCKING 27 YEARS OLD |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | Eat my entire ass. |
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