| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we brought in these spotlight chaches and people are not happy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they seem to be upset about getting a random varient |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we have decided to change the course of action |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we will now be giving them 1000 tokens instead |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we believe this will cover up for all our wrong doings |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | 1000 tokens you say? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 1000? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | do you think thats too much? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | anyone else? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we did think about giving people 3k tokens at first |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | or maybe 4k? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who thought this was a good idea please stay the rest leave now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | you absolute fools |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 1k tokens - seriously? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | how do you expect us to make our 40 million target this month? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | by giving away free tokens? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ive had enough |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | things are going to change |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we need to make this money back some how |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | immideatly change normal caches to give them a conquest gold ticket |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but nobody plays conquest |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i dont give a shit, and theres more |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | what else will we do |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | make tokens tuesdays cost more at once |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and change the pricing of the mobius bundle too! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | repeat knull in the caches straight away |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they can keep waiting for Stegron |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | sod it repeat jean grey too |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | nerf Alioth |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the card was ridiculously overpowered anyhow |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | why should they have fun? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | make all bundles 6x value but charge them twice as much |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | its been proven they will believe anything we say |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | keep telling them you get more cards with spotlights |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and never ever bring series drops back |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | series drops are bad for us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | its like giving away all our hard work for free!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | what kind of a company does that |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | you know what fk it give them dan hipp varients in spotlights |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | give them snowguard in the Alioth spotlight week too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | see how they like that |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry they will buff her one day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | make sure you never buff snowguard |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | all they do is moan at everything we do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | everything |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | well from now on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | 50 tokens will be the least of their worries |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | if they think free gold is coming back |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | well they can think twice |
