Coach Receives Updates on Fantasy Playoffs in the Commissioner's Bunker
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The Inevitable Downfall of JMT, captured live from his bunker in the Highlands of Denver.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | As we approach week 14 in the 2025 NFL season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the final playoff standings |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are taking shape in the Future Champions League |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the CT Fighting Lobsters now stand at 6-7 after losing 3 straight games |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the forces commanded by Mac and HaoWei are both rapidly approaching from the south |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I will win my week 14 matchup |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and secure a playoff spot |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Comissioner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you play... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You play Zach's 2nd ranked team this week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and if you lose you could miss the playoffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not named Dowdle, St. Brown, McBride, or Collins can leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking unacceptable! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I drafted a championship team |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | just like I do every season |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and yet here we are again |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | facing humiliation and defeat |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | at the hands of the same teams |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that beat me year after year |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and now I might not even make the playoffs? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commissioner we simply do not have the points to keep up... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then find the fucking points |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There are no more points to be had |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How dare you disobey me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is all your fault |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am a wise and skilled manager |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I make the best picks and always put out the optimal lineups each week |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but you assholes always let me down |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Your cowardice and incompetence now have me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | facing the fucking consolation bracket |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE CONSOLATION BRACKET |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How am I supposed to beat Andy if I can't even make the playoffs? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For three years I have watched him bring home the league trophy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and for how many more years have I suffered in the post season? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Always on the outside looking in |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | While these less skilled managers, these rats |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Take what is rightfully mine! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is not fair |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And it is definitely not my fault |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It is everyone else's fault! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am perfect! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he does this every year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Rico Dowdle will have another flukey 30 point game |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and I will sneak into the playoffs with one of the lower seeds |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's possible... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But if not... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Then I'm afraid the only thing left for me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | is to be just as cocky and overconfident next year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And pray that I don't have to be a bar back... |